While at Barings Head, some boys were trying to teach me to play rugby. One of the main rules of rugby is that you can not pass the ball forward, only behind you. So basically I looked a little silly at the beginning of every play when I would run across the line of scrimmage, turn around, and yell "I'm open! I'm Open!"at the guy with the ball.
They would laugh back, "NO you're not!"
Right... This isn't American Football.